LOL ;-)

[LeilaniMP]

A doctor from France says:"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly : "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says boasting :"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole damn country is looking for work!!!!!

Have a great day, PJ Cons!

 

[GordonGecko]

A big breasted babe married an old billionaire, hoping to kill him with sex on their honeymoon. She was surprised to see him come to bed buck naked except for ear-plugs, nose-plugs and a condom. She asked him, "Why are you wearing those?"

The rich old fart replied, "I hate the sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber!"

 

[Bo-4]

HI-larious!!

 

[Figjam]

A doctor from France says:"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

A German doctor comments quietly : "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says boasting :"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole damn country is looking for work!!!!!

Have a great day, PJ Cons!

...the doc from the US continued, yes, and believe it or not that was a HUGE improvement from the village idiot that preceded him!

 

[GordonGecko]

ASOT might like this-

Top Ten Ways You Know A Woman Is Out To Marry You For Your Money-

1. So far as men are concerned she can take them or leave them, after she takes them she leaves them.

2. She has a million - dollar smile. She only smiles at guys with a million dollars.

3. Her motto is: Dough or die.

4. The only man she'll go out with is one who is tall, dark and has some.

5. She spell "Matrimony" like "Matter-o money.

6. The only love nest she's interested in is an eight room apartment feathered with cash down.

7. She's always ready to go out for a little fund.

8. She does not mind whose means she lives beyond.

9. It's not too hard to find her. Just open your wallet, and there she is!

10. Her motto is: Think-Mink.

 

[Bo-4]

ASOT might like this-

Top Ten Ways You Know A Woman Is Out To Marry You For Your Money-

1. So far as men are concerned she can take them or leave them, after she takes them she leaves them.

2. She has a million - dollar smile. She only smiles at guys with a million dollars.

3. Her motto is: Dough or die.

4. The only man she'll go out with is one who is tall, dark and has some.

5. She spell "Matrimony" like "Matter-o money.

6. The only love nest she's interested in is an eight room apartment feathered with cash down.

7. She's always ready to go out for a little fund.

8. She does not mind whose means she lives beyond.

9. It's not too hard to find her. Just open your wallet, and there she is!

10. Her motto is: Think-Mink.

 

[marvin martian]

A lot of sexist "humor" from the lefty men. Shocker, right? Where are the lefty "feminists"?