Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying
flowers.
Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, no, my boyfriend is buying me
flowers again."
The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You
don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my
back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"