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Senator

Information is scant. Here’s what we do know
- White, age 64
- No known terrorism ties or military service
- Lived in a retirement community
- Only publicly revealed photo shows him on barstool, shitfaced
- “Known to local authorities” but no arrest record.
- Accomplice “Marilou Danley” appears to be Filipina hobbit (update - she was apparently a vegas dealer who fell on hard times as her looks faded).
In any case, fully automatic weapons are fully illegal, and I’m fully okay with that.
This will undoubtedly renew calls by the fully ignorant to ban handguns, shotguns used for geese, deer rifles, crossbows, etc. Any excuse to politicize a tragedy.
Here’s my contribution to the politicization of the latest gun tragedy
- More concealed carry permits probably wouldn’t have helped in this case. Paddock was firing from across the street, 30 stories up (300 feet). I still support wider issuance of concealed carry to responsible citizens, though.
- Law enforcement authorities have been praised. But they took 10 minutes to figure out where the gunfire was coming from. And all we know is “Paddock is now dead”. I will withhold judgment on police efficiency until I find out if Paddock shot himself, or if the police put an end to this.
- Better than even money that a post mortem will reveal narcotics in Paddock’s blood. If he was simply drunk, he wouldn’t have been able to reload so rapidly.
- We’re also going to find that he was a “regular” at some sort of shooting range.
- How do you carry that much ammo to a hotel room? Did Paddock put it in a trunk, and have a bellhop help deliver it?