PFIZER Announcement:

[Barbella]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old fashion 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Heh. :biggrin1:

 

[Drumcollie]

It's only a soft drink if it doesnt work. Now watch Pepsi and Pfizer both show growth and create new jobs and recieve a stiff penalty in taxation form the Obama administration.

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

Probably should have been posted in the Humor section. It IS very funny.

 

[Barbella]

:laugh:

 

[Barbella]

Probably, except not too many people seem to go there. I figured y'all needed a laugh this morning, not next week....

 

[LeRoy_Was_Here]

Probably, except not too many people seem to go there. I figured y'all needed a laugh this morning, not next week....

Maybe should have saved it until November 7th. I figure you and all your friends will be needing a good laugh that day.

 

[ARMCX1]

Give me a MOUNT and give me a DO!

 

[Barbella]

My laughs aren't rationed for any particular day, thanks for the "advice", though....

 

[fairsheet]

Pepsi's prime competitor is wading in with [Unwelcome language removed]-0-Cola.

 

[Barbella]

Side note:

As a side note. More money is being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. That means by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

:biggrin1:

 

[Barbella]

LOLOLOL! Good one....

 

[888888]

Maybe should have saved it until November 7th. I figure you and all your friends will be needing a good laugh that day.

And if Romney gets elected we will experience a good stiff one right in the UKNOWWHAT..

 

[Colorforms]

Maybe they'll come out with Doctor Pecker.

 

[Barbella]

lol! Some seriously good creativity going on here....:lol:

 

[Friday13]

We've called it that for over 20 years...

Maybe they'll come out with Doctor Pecker.

 

[Colorforms]

"Wouldn't you like to be a Pecker too"?