I, the Giant Shoe, who just made you the mouse to my cat who wields that giant shoe, don't know what a metaphor is.
Stomping you was, or is, not going to be the payoff I had hoped - that is evident. Yet my incipient exit may have to wait a while if you, the mouse, another metaphor, continues to provoke me with a silly, "Wot?'
See how the mouse plays with the cat? Yet another metaphor though definitely mixed some.
So, a metaphor, in your view, is comparing a person's appearance, looks, to retaining a position while leading over a great bloodletting never seen since 1924, not because of talent, but because of gobs of cash given to loyal minions.
That's not a metaphor; that is drivel.
Bring it on, little mouse, that's a metaphor by the way, because thanks to you, perhaps, the Giant Shoe might not take a break - another metaphor.
Anyway, pending a reply from the little mouse, metaphorically speaking, I will be taking a break from this forum.
Also, I'm going to continue my op-ed to the end since I feel I owe it to the people who have viewed and responded to it, and more importantly, there are questions and concerns I also feel compelled to answer. I'm just that way. The obligations I've made to myself and others hold sway over my emotion... for the most part. I am human after all.