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Sochi hotel guests grossed out by Pootie-Pics :-)

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FEBRUARY 6, 2014
SOCHI HOTEL GUESTS COMPLAIN ABOUT TOPLESS PORTRAITS OF PUTIN IN ROOMS
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ

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SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—With the Olympics underway, hundreds of visitors to Sochi are complaining that they checked into expensive hotel rooms only to find them decorated with seminude portraits of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The portraits, showing Mr. Putin shirtless and riding a variety of mammals, adorn the walls of virtually every hotel room constructed especially for the Olympics and were created at a cost of over two million dollars, Olympic officials said.

Tracy Klugian, who travelled from Ohio with his wife to attend the Sochi Games, said that he was appalled to find his hotel room dominated by a gigantic portrait of a shirtless Putin riding what appears to be a bear.

Said Mr. Klugian, “I did not travel thousands of miles just to be grossed out.”

For his part, President Putin has been dismissive of the complaints, today calling the hotel guests “babies who cry.”

“These people who are complaining about what is on their walls should be grateful,” he said. “At least they got one of the hotel rooms with walls.”
 
FEBRUARY 6, 2014
SOCHI HOTEL GUESTS COMPLAIN ABOUT TOPLESS PORTRAITS OF PUTIN IN ROOMS
POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ

putin-topless-sq.jpg


SOCHI (The Borowitz Report)—With the Olympics underway, hundreds of visitors to Sochi are complaining that they checked into expensive hotel rooms only to find them decorated with seminude portraits of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The portraits, showing Mr. Putin shirtless and riding a variety of mammals, adorn the walls of virtually every hotel room constructed especially for the Olympics and were created at a cost of over two million dollars, Olympic officials said.

Tracy Klugian, who travelled from Ohio with his wife to attend the Sochi Games, said that he was appalled to find his hotel room dominated by a gigantic portrait of a shirtless Putin riding what appears to be a bear.

Said Mr. Klugian, “I did not travel thousands of miles just to be grossed out.”

For his part, President Putin has been dismissive of the complaints, today calling the hotel guests “babies who cry.”

“These people who are complaining about what is on their walls should be grateful,” he said. “At least they got one of the hotel rooms with walls.”

Heard he has been hitting the roids pretty hard.
 
Why? I love Asian women. The strong modern ones, not so much the subservient sorts. ;)

LOL... there are no subservient sorts. That's a myth. The ones that appear so are very good at the passive-aggressive thing. Trust me my friend, I've seen it again and again and again.
 
For Stan? No, he's a misogynist who's threatened by strong progressive women.

Strong progressive women? Like who? Mary? Hell no, I love her to death. It's the neanderthals like you-know-who that I like to toy with.

You should really get a clue as to the difference between strong and a loud mouth with empty skull.
 
LOL... there are no subservient sorts. That's a myth. The ones that appear so are very good at the passive-aggressive thing. Trust me my friend, I've seen it again and again and again.

I know it's a stereotype. I dated an adorable Asian cheerleader in high school. She was a tad subservient but hey.. that was mid-late 70's. ;-)
 
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