The Donald's Short Appendages

[NinaS]

Actually, I never noticed Trumps short little fingers until I read an article about how he has this 25 yr on-going feud with the guy who called him out about his dainty little hands. Vanity Fair posted an article about Trump's fingers, with pictures and captions. I thought they were worth posting.

(Note: this project was underwritten in part by a generous grant from the California Baby Carrot Growers Association.)

“O.K., you, in the third row… Yes, you… I’m calling on you… Yes, that’s why I’m pointing… I’m pointing with my finger… My FINGER. This one… Why would you think I’m holding up a cocktail frank?”

In Iowa last January, Trump regales voters with a humanizing personal anecdote about how he once bit his right index finger after mistaking it for a half-eaten French fry.

In costume with actress Megan Mullally at the 2005 Emmys, Trump wows an audience of hardened entertainment professionals by wrapping his fingers nearly all the way around a pitchfork.

Nothing much to say about the fingers in this picture; just curious why Trump’s “anus mouth” face hasn’t also become a thing.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/photos/2016/02/donald-trumps-short-fingers-a-historical-analysis

 

[marvin martian]

They look normal to me. Your desperation, on the other hand, is definitely weird.

 

[NinaS]

They look normal to me. Your desperation, on the other hand, is definitely weird.

Yes...they probably do look normal...TO YOU.

 

[Charcat]

 

[NinaS]

It's enough to keep Trump upset for 25 years. That's good. You going to address the subject or are you just here to cause trouble like your pal Max?

 

[NinaS]

No doubt you love to attend the Special Olympics to ridicule people. High point of your year?

I have no doubt you're here to cause trouble.

 

[Max R.]

I have no doubt you're here to cause trouble.

Only to point out the truth. Do you recognize the hypocrisy in your claiming to support people born with genetic differences such as skin color or sexual preference, then flip-flop and ridicule someone for a chance of birth? Do you also ridicule bald men? Women with breasts either larger or smaller than normal? Fat people? Who else do you hate, @NinaS?

 

[NinaS]

Only to point out the truth. Do you recognize the hypocrisy in your claiming to support people born with genetic differences such as skin color or sexual preference, then flip-flop and ridicule someone for a chance of birth? Do you also ridicule bald men? Women with breasts either larger or smaller than normal? Fat people? Who else do you hate, @NinaS?

I've never called Hillary FAT or mentioned "cankles". I thought you liked people who do that. And bald men are okay....if they want to wear a bleached animal skin on their head and call it hair, that's their prerogative. If you want to condemn me for making fun of Trump's fingers because it is something that evidently is a sore spot....HAVE AT IT. But if you're talking about ridiculing others for their looks, check out the con posts here. I've no doubt you have done it yourself many times. I remember the insults you made about zzigzag's mother. Why don't you go troll elsewhere?

 

[Max R.]

I've never called Hillary FAT or mentioned "cankles". I thought you liked people who do that. And bald men are okay....if they want to wear a bleached animal skin on their head and call it hair, that's their prerogative. If you want to condemn me for making fun of Trump's fingers because it is something that evidently is a sore spot....HAVE AT IT. But if you're talking about ridiculing others for their looks, check out the con posts here. I've no doubt you have done it yourself many times. I remember the insults you made about zzigzag's mother. Why don't you go troll elsewhere?

As usual, your thinking is severely flawed. IMO, it's stupid to ridicule Hillary's fat ass or "cankles" when it's her politics which are a [Unwelcome language removed] mess.

You are free to ridicule chances of birth on people you don't like, but expect to be called on your hypocrisy when you try to defend someone because of a chance of birth.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

if the thread offends you, delete it...

me?

i just poke it in that one central eye...

Proctophilia


Keeping with the thread's silliness, is that another anus reference?

 

[Charcat]

It's enough to keep Trump upset for 25 years. That's good. You going to address the subject or are you just here to cause trouble like your pal Max?

Okay. The subject is Trump's short appendages. Wow....that, um, is a very intellectual subject. Well, um, that's interesting, I guess. Maybe, since he's rich, he can buy finger extenders? Otherwise, um, I just don't know what to say......

 

[NinaS]

Okay. The subject is Trump's short appendages. Wow....that, um, is a very intellectual subject. Well, um, that's interesting, I guess. Maybe, since he's rich, he can buy finger extenders? Otherwise, um, I just don't know what to say......

Oh you'll find something meaningless to say. Woops...you already did. Actually Trump's the one who keeps bringing up his tiny little fingers. Just like he won't stop tweeting about Megyn Kelly.

 

[Max R.]

Okay. The subject is Trump's short appendages. Wow....that, um, is a very intellectual subject. Well, um, that's interesting, I guess. Maybe, since he's rich, he can buy finger extenders? Otherwise, um, I just don't know what to say......

For some people it is.

Even a billionaire has limitations. By happenstance, I happen to be watching a DVD of "Selfless" about a billionaire who buys a new life in a new body. I'm also reminded of the movie "The Legend of Hell House", another where a rich man tries to defy his fate.

 

[Max R.]

Oh you'll find something meaningless to say. Woops...you already did. Actually Trump's the one who keeps bringing up his tiny little fingers. Just like he won't stop tweeting about Megyn Kelly.

Donald Trump is a [Unwelcome language removed] moron, but so are many of his detractors. Obviously his detractors don't have much to say about that lying piece of shit Hillary, otherwise they'd focus on her.

 

[MrMike]

Yes...they probably do look normal...TO YOU.

I guess you've seen quite a few short fingers therefore you're an expert?

How do you feel about cankles?

 

[Deleted member 21794]

It's enough to keep Trump upset for 25 years. That's good. You going to address the subject or are you just here to cause trouble like your pal Max?

If he were upset, he wouldn't have made the joke about the half-eaten french fry. However, it DOES appear you're upset.

 

[NinaS]

If he were upset, he wouldn't have made the joke about the half-eaten french fry. However, it DOES appear you're upset.

Those weren't Trump's words. I have no idea what he was talking about when that picture was taken. Neither do you, obviously.

 

[Deleted member 21794]

Those weren't Trump's words. I have no idea what he was talking about when that picture was taken. Neither do you, obviously.

Oops, my bad.

 

[Max R.]

Those weren't Trump's words. I have no idea what he was talking about when that picture was taken. Neither do you, obviously.

So you lied he said it? Figures.

 

[NinaS]

So it was a lie? Figures.

Anyone with any sense can see that he'd not say any of the stuff written. Just someone ridiculing him. Like he ridicules others. Tough shit, huh?