Bugsy McGurk
President
No matter how trivial.
Example:
Mitt Romney: Well of course, I’d like to also focus on his record. What is it that he’s done as the President of the United States over the last four years?
Four years? Try Three years and four months.
If there's a lie to be told, Willard will tell it. I betcha even Darth Cheney is impressed by Willard's lying frequency, and Darth even told Americans that Saddam had nukes and was behind 9/11.

Example:
Mitt Romney: Well of course, I’d like to also focus on his record. What is it that he’s done as the President of the United States over the last four years?
Four years? Try Three years and four months.
If there's a lie to be told, Willard will tell it. I betcha even Darth Cheney is impressed by Willard's lying frequency, and Darth even told Americans that Saddam had nukes and was behind 9/11.