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Transcript from tonight's debate...

Woolleybugger

Woolleybugger

Mayor
You heard it here first folks.

Hey, you talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Well you're a big fat liar from Jersey. Say that to my face rich boy. Keep talking buster, I might just pull out of Atlantic City if you keep this up. Hey wait a minute, my name is Jeb. Shut up buddy. Now can't we just all get along, I'm the only brain surgeon on the panel. Who cares, I am a governor. So what? I am worth 8.988 billion and have a trophy wife plus a TV show. Shut up rich boy or I am going to punch you in the face. Can we please talk about Obama and Planned Parenthood? What about Jesus? When are we going to get to the nuclear war with Iran? Come on Brett, ask me a question about Cuba. Did any of you ever argue a case before the Supreme Court and win debating contests? Well I did. Shut up you Canadian. Who said that? What about Jesus? Come on, we all hate Obama and liberals, can't we all get along? Shut up you liberal commie. Who's calling who a liberal commie? I am, I'm going to punch you in the nose. No you're not. I am the only adult here, can we please stop this madness and talk about the Federal Reserve? What do you know about money you phony eye doctor? Now that is uncalled for, take that back. Make me. Anyone here ever have a drink with Carly? Carly? Isn't she that broad who got Lucent to spend 20 billion for Ascend and then went over to HP and destroyed it? Lousy deal, very poor, I would never have done those deals. Hey Richie Rich, your golf courses suck. Can we please bring up the Federal Reserve and Hayek? What is with you eye boy, one trick pony? OK, I'm a Cuban immigrant's son. No, I am the Cuban Immigrants son. You're a loonie, that's a joke folks, you know, the loonie is the coin of Canada. We know that you ingrate, Canada is our 51st state. Can we get back to education and Rhonda Roosey beating up teachers? I would like to remind everyone that my father was once President. Who cares, Bush fatigue is as strong as Clinton fatigue. Clinton! Now that is something we can all agree on, we all hate Hillary and Bill. I don't hate Bill, I called him for advice. OMG, he is unfit to lead, he actually spoke with a liberal.

Ok, everyone, it's time for a break. As you can see America, we have an embarrassment of riches here. Back after the break with more from Fox News
 
Woolleybugger said:
You heard it here first folks.

Hey, you talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Well you're a big fat liar from Jersey. Say that to my face rich boy. Keep talking buster, I might just pull out of Atlantic City if you keep this up. Hey wait a minute, my name is Jeb. Shut up buddy. Now can't we just all get along, I'm the only brain surgeon on the panel. Who cares, I am a governor. So what? I am worth 8.988 billion and have a trophy wife plus a TV show. Shut up rich boy or I am going to punch you in the face. Can we please talk about Obama and Planned Parenthood? What about Jesus? When are we going to get to the nuclear war with Iran? Come on Brett, ask me a question about Cuba. Did any of you ever argue a case before the Supreme Court and win debating contests? Well I did. Shut up you Canadian. Who said that? What about Jesus? Come on, we all hate Obama and liberals, can't we all get along? Shut up you liberal commie. Who's calling who a liberal commie? I am, I'm going to punch you in the nose. No you're not. I am the only adult here, can we please stop this madness and talk about the Federal Reserve? What do you know about money you phony eye doctor? Now that is uncalled for, take that back. Make me. Anyone here ever have a drink with Carly? Carly? Isn't she that broad who got Lucent to spend 20 billion for Ascend and then went over to HP and destroyed it? Lousy deal, very poor, I would never have done those deals. Hey Richie Rich, your golf courses suck. Can we please bring up the Federal Reserve and Hayek? What is with you eye boy, one trick pony? OK, I'm a Cuban immigrant's son. No, I am the Cuban Immigrants son. You're a loonie, that's a joke folks, you know, the loonie is the coin of Canada. We know that you ingrate, Canada is our 51st state. Can we get back to education and Rhonda Roosey beating up teachers? I would like to remind everyone that my father was once President. Who cares, Bush fatigue is as strong as Clinton fatigue. Clinton! Now that is something we can all agree on, we all hate Hillary and Bill. I don't hate Bill, I called him for advice. OMG, he is unfit to lead, he actually spoke with a liberal.

Ok, everyone, it's time for a break. As you can see America, we have an embarrassment of riches here. Back after the break with more from Fox News
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I wonder when they'll have the back bench debate (the remaining candidates).....

I think you left off the opening remarks....

Trump: I really hate Obama...I even spent a ton of money sending a team of investigators to Hawaii to prove Obama wasn't born there....and in spite of their search...they never found the placenta....so he must have been born in Kenya.

Bush: I really, really hate Obama...well, not as a person...but you know.

Walker: I'm a fighter and a winner...and if I had to fight Obama...I'd kick his ass....cuz I just hate the MF.

Huckleberry: I wouldn't actually hate Obama, but God told me I should...

Carson: Did I tell you that I'm a brain surgeon and never been a politician...so I'd be better at politicking than the rest of these guys....and I hate Obama.

Cruz: I bet Obama doesn't know how to make MachineGun bacon....I hate that SOB...

Rubio: Obama really hates Cuba....so I just dislike the bastard....

Paul: I'm a new kind of republican....I don't just hate Obama...I hate all democrats.

Christie: You guys are jerks. If I get elected I'll shut down highway on ramps near your homes....
 
Woolleybugger said:
You heard it here first folks.

Hey, you talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Well you're a big fat liar from Jersey. Say that to my face rich boy. Keep talking buster, I might just pull out of Atlantic City if you keep this up. Hey wait a minute, my name is Jeb. Shut up buddy. Now can't we just all get along, I'm the only brain surgeon on the panel. Who cares, I am a governor. So what? I am worth 8.988 billion and have a trophy wife plus a TV show. Shut up rich boy or I am going to punch you in the face. Can we please talk about Obama and Planned Parenthood? What about Jesus? When are we going to get to the nuclear war with Iran? Come on Brett, ask me a question about Cuba. Did any of you ever argue a case before the Supreme Court and win debating contests? Well I did. Shut up you Canadian. Who said that? What about Jesus? Come on, we all hate Obama and liberals, can't we all get along? Shut up you liberal commie. Who's calling who a liberal commie? I am, I'm going to punch you in the nose. No you're not. I am the only adult here, can we please stop this madness and talk about the Federal Reserve? What do you know about money you phony eye doctor? Now that is uncalled for, take that back. Make me. Anyone here ever have a drink with Carly? Carly? Isn't she that broad who got Lucent to spend 20 billion for Ascend and then went over to HP and destroyed it? Lousy deal, very poor, I would never have done those deals. Hey Richie Rich, your golf courses suck. Can we please bring up the Federal Reserve and Hayek? What is with you eye boy, one trick pony? OK, I'm a Cuban immigrant's son. No, I am the Cuban Immigrants son. You're a loonie, that's a joke folks, you know, the loonie is the coin of Canada. We know that you ingrate, Canada is our 51st state. Can we get back to education and Rhonda Roosey beating up teachers? I would like to remind everyone that my father was once President. Who cares, Bush fatigue is as strong as Clinton fatigue. Clinton! Now that is something we can all agree on, we all hate Hillary and Bill. I don't hate Bill, I called him for advice. OMG, he is unfit to lead, he actually spoke with a liberal.

Ok, everyone, it's time for a break. As you can see America, we have an embarrassment of riches here. Back after the break with more from Fox News
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Pretty funny stuff honestly. Also as good of a guess as any I suppose.


However, please rest assured, the views and opinions of republican politicians presented by any dem/lib on here will be, WILL BE, received with every bit, EVERY BIT, of respect and reverence that comments about dem/lib politicians are/would be, received by you if they are/were coming from someone anywhere to the right of yourself.


Fair enough?

Ok, now go on and enjoy the rest of this perverted little loony-li bby daisy-chain you have initiated here, perhaps we will talk more seriously after your happy ending, 'K, skippy?
 
Excellent humor!

Hey, Woolleybugger and middleview, you guys are good enough to write for Larry Wilmore and Jon Stewart.

Now the tragedy is that way too many cons on this board will think you made it up from scratch....because they are memory-challenged and/or deny the nonsense that comes out of the mouths of their leaders.
 
I was hoping someone would take the ball and run with it, well done middleview. I got more material, the possibilities are endless.
 
UPNYA2 said:
Pretty funny stuff honestly. Also as good of a guess as any I suppose.


However, please rest assured, the views and opinions of republican politicians presented by any dem/lib on here will be, WILL BE, received with every bit, EVERY BIT, of respect and reverence that comments about dem/lib politicians are/would be, received by you if they are/were coming from someone anywhere to the right of yourself.


Fair enough?

Ok, now go on and enjoy the rest of this perverted little loony-li bby daisy-chain you have initiated here, perhaps we will talk more seriously after your happy ending, 'K, skippy?
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Do you have something against satire?
 
JuliefromOhio said:
Excellent humor!

Hey, Woolleybugger and middleview, you guys are good enough to write for Larry Wilmore and Jon Stewart.

Now the tragedy is that way too many cons on this board will think you made it up from scratch....because they are memory-challenged and/or deny the nonsense that comes out of the mouths of their leaders.
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can't wait for his what dem/libs will say at their debate, Biden should be a hoot.
 
UPNYA2 said:
Not at all, actually love it, hence the first sentence of my post.

("Pretty funny stuff honestly.")

Why do you ask?
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because the rest of your post showed you were clearly offended that the republican candidates were not being taken seriously....

Ok, now go on and enjoy the rest of this perverted little loony-li bby daisy-chain you have initiated here
 
middleview said:
because the rest of your post showed you were clearly offended that the republican candidates were not being taken seriously....

Ok, now go on and enjoy the rest of this perverted little loony-li bby daisy-chain you have initiated here
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"you were clearly offended that the republican candidates were not being taken seriously..."

Not at all offended, for any reason.

Merely offering my opinion as to why it was a dem/lib would feel compelled to comment on a group of individuals who, lets be honest here now, could walk on stage tonight and present us all with a cure for cancer and still would be nothing but put down because their political affiliation is not socialist enough.

Or is it your contention that despite these snide little pot shots............oh, excuse me, this "satire", there is actually something, ANYTHING, that any one of the people you posted about could say tonight, (short of crying and openly confessing to really wanting to be a di m too), that would sway your pre-determined opinion of them being clowns?

Please............ Claims of satire will cover only so much bigotry, ok?
 
I mentioned Jon Stewart in an earlier post. tonight's his finale, too, like it is for Santorum and Perry.

anyway, regular viewers know that Stewart continually ragged on Arby's. so what did Arby's suits do? they capitalized on it with this video.

 
UPNYA2 said:
"you were clearly offended that the republican candidates were not being taken seriously..."

Not at all offended, for any reason.

Merely offering my opinion as to why it was a dem/lib would feel compelled to comment on a group of individuals who, lets be honest here now, could walk on stage tonight and present us all with a cure for cancer and still would be nothing but put down because their political affiliation is not socialist enough.

Or is it your contention that despite these snide little pot shots............oh, excuse me, this "satire", there is actually something, ANYTHING, that any one of the people you posted about could say tonight, (short of crying and openly confessing to really wanting to be a di m too), that would sway your pre-determined opinion of them being clowns?

Please............ Claims of satire will cover only so much bigotry, ok?
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Do you have evidence of bigotry? No. Your "dim lib" nonsense is a sign of just how open minded you are.

I've already said I could have voted for Jon Huntsman in 2012 and would think about Kasich. The rest have already shown us they aren't ready for prime time. It hardly matters what they'd say if we already know enough about them to drop them from the list of people we'd vote for....

As far as your "merely offering your opinion" goes....calling the top post
perverted little loony-li bby daisy-chain shows you don't like humor directed at the republicans....but there is no boundry you wouldn't cross in the insults you'd throw at Obama...
 
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