as seen on tv
Senator
Did I miss them? Or is it just a matter of time til the MSM reports breathlessly to us that:
10 – It is estimated that 100 million children – the most vulnerable among us – are going to die each year, because we are pulling out of the Paris climate accord
9 – Bernie Sanders – a self proclaimed, proud socialist – had frequent contacts with Vladimir Putin, a self proclaimed socialist.
8 – AFLAC (annoying fat lesbians autonomy caucus) has “disowned” Rosie O’Donnell because of her repeated mockery of Trump’s autistic son, Barron.
7 – Kathy Griffin – recently released by CNN - has been signed by ISIS to host the Islamic New Year’s webcast/beheading special.
6 – Elon Musk has threatened to “file bankruptcy, and not deliver any more Tesla cars” to the 2 million people who put down deposits, unless the federal government places a $3 gallon surtax on gasoline.
5 – ESPN is spinning off a non-sports/all politics network called “NLB” (National League Bolsheviks)
4 – Putin has used up all the uranium which Hillary sold him while secretary of state, and he needs more.
3 – George Soros has been named “a person of interest” in the ongoing FBI investigation into Russia, Hillary, Flynn, Kushner, and Chipotle.
2 – Iran is sharing missile technology with North Korea in exchange for uranium ore.
1 – Jared Kushner is running for Hillary’s old senate seat in NY.
