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Joe Biden, also not dead from corona, has not dropped out either, despite advanced alzheimers. Governor Cuomo unmasked and uninfected, (unlike Fredo) says "just you wait til the rat lady sings", and blames NYC's sky high corona deaths on heroin addiction, HIV, hookers, and smoking. Hillart...

Insiders, some going on the record (like AOC's chief of staff/rumors) have declared that Biden is "irrelevant" and has been "reduced to snarking from confinement in his rec room" because of the corona virus restrictions. Normally I would dismiss out of hand the political analysis generated by...

This really happened. During the "debate". Evidently biden feels his chances depend entirely on a random woman to be named later. (Hillary, are you listening? Of course you are). No word from bernie yet, but given his struggles, it wouldnt surprise anyone if he promised to pick an african...

I have to confess a slight preference for Biden over Sanders in the primaries. That said, I voted for a write in candidate in 2016, and may do so again this year. Bidens gaffes and lapses are neither amusing nor inconsequential. They may signify some condition. Or they may not. To help...

Sometimes winning just isnt enough. You have to subvert process, too. Despite sweeping yesterday's Michigan dominated primaries, evidently the biden bruthas still regard sanders as an existential threat, and called for the end of all upcoming primaries immediately. South Carioina...

You cant make this stuff up. Lactose intolerant protestors attempted to storm the stage and assault super tuesday surprise winner Joe "Dr. Ukraine" Biden. The only thing that stood between Joe and a violent milking was his vigilant wife, Dr. Jill Biden. Yeah, you know the one. Whoppi Pie...

Less than 24vhours after giving her backers assurances that she would stay in the race through the convention, Elizabeth Warren announced at 11am today she is out. Presumably, this came after a pow wow with her big money donors? No word if she'll throw her support behind the dog faced pony...

Now there are 3. Biden, sanders, bloomberg. I'm no longer counting warren as a serious candidate. Biden is now the man to beat, clearly. Sanders must be enraged. Trump must be overjoyed. He probably prevails in a debate against anyone remaining, except warren. A good economy trumps...

. . . by media outlets desperate to derail Bernie's momentum. Everyone can now go back to their regular lives, for the next 3 days, when we will be told the winner of California primary 30 seconds after the polls close THERE, and why his nomination is "inevitable." Because we will believe...

Amy Klobuchar just pulled a "biden". She left south caolina right after the polls opened, telling reporters she was "moving on" to campaign in a few of the states voting 3 days from now. Exactly what biden said after he fled new Hampshire in mid-gaffe. Bloomberg isnt dropping out; he plans to...

This has to be a source of enduring pain the man who is falling further behind, and now has been eclipsed by bernie in national polls. It's still impossible that Dr. Ukraine will slightly edge sanders in South Carolina. Thanks to a last minute endorsement by some african american politician I...

Let's see . . . According to some partisans on this site, our decision should come down to a choice between: 1. A lifelong, septuagenarians socialist who flocked to every photo op with Castro and the Soviets, and who is now dying of heart disease, or . . . 2. A billionaire wall street...

I am SOOOO inspired by the story of the 3rd grader who asked Buttugieg to help him come out as a gay. (So is NAMBLA). I originally pondered asking Elizabeth Warren to help me discover my Lakota/Ghost Nation,roots so I could snag a role on "westworld" but then I was told that shooting for...

Fox news today reported the discovery of several tweets by President Trump seeking to bolster Bernie Sanders' candidacy and eclipse other democrats who are seeking their party's nomination. The first tweet congratulated Sanders in his decisive victory over the "watchwomen", including "Dr...

When I read the leaked "intelligence briefing" earlier today on Russia working to make Bernie president ( in addition to Trump), my first reaction was: "this is stupid!" Why ramp up the KGB propaganda machine and spend mega rubles to push ideological opposites? Just so america can tie itself...

We're a nation hungry for solutions, moderation of rhetoric, and finding common ground to move forward. Enter Elizabeth Warren, stage left, after her eyes wide shut, shouting andinterrupting in her debate performance. She apparently spent the 24 hours after the debate drafting some sort of...

By most accounts bloomberg underwhelmed in last nights debate. Will he throw good money after bad. Or return to whatever it is 78 year old men preoccupy themselves with in the waning days of their senescence? Biden apparently finished last in the debate. After his miserable NH primary showing...

CNNs post debate instant analysis (panel of 6) immediately agreed on 2 things: 1. 70% of primary voters are scared shitless because they dont see how sanders can beat trump in November 2. Sanders needs to pivot and offer a broader rationale for his election: preventing trump from nominating...

And most are insane, all of them are crazy. 1. $34 Trillion Socialized Health Insurance Overhaul Sanders would ban private insurance and implement single-payer government health care. Under his Medicare for All proposal, “federal spending on health care would still increase by 10 percent of...

"Excuse me, my good man . . . How much for a 367 foot hydrogen powered yatch that can stay at sea for months. Out of harm's way?" (Bill gates) (Yatch salesman, squealing in delight) "Oooh! A discriminating buyer! We're having a presidents day sale this week. Only $165 million, before tax...