It is not ridiculous and as I explained, having been in the guard industry, and as a site supervisor, I know what I'm talking about. I've seen guards hired who drank alcohol, and did illegal drugs while on duty, who sexually assaulted women, and one guy who lit a police car on fire (in his police record). And many "trained armed guard" spend half their shifts sleeping. Guard companies will hire anybody.
I know what I'm talking about. You obviously don't.
And stop paying dumb. I posted my suggestions to stop the "mayhem". You saw them.