There's a lot of members of the Parasite Class living in those smart states, where I live. You know, human creatures who exist on life's symbiotic fringe level, living off of creatures higher up in the food chain like the Great Lakes Lamprey or the Trichinosis worm you risk getting from eating uncooked pork, or the heartworm you guard the family dog from getting. Barack Obama, from day one of his administration aided and abetted enormous increases in the parasite class to ensure his re election last Tuesday from the foodstamp recipient to the UAW member soiling his bedsheets with the aid of his union supplied Viagra after the government bailed the UAW out by economically raping other areas of the country.
The Great Society, bequeathed to us by another great Democratic panderer, Lyndon Johnson, set the stage for this anecdotal story. Before the coming of the EBT Card, the Identification mark for a member of the Parasite Class, the state used to supply its Parasite Class members with a paper ID card that listed all the members eligible, usually with the female head of family's name and recipient ID number at the top. More often that not the list of minor family recipients ran into the 10, 12, or 13 values, each with a different surname, but all with a strong familial resemblance. One mother, 10, 12, or 13 fathers. LBJ set the stage for this proliferation of the parasite class, trying to grab life's brass ring by lying on your back with your legs open to all comers, Barack Obama harvested its fruits.