Arkady
President
"The Daily Show" had a brilliant segment where the correspondents played with the idea of running America like a business (based on Republican rhetoric treating Romney as qualified to be president based on his work at Bain Capital). The idea was that if you really treated America the way a business behaves, you'd be letting a lot of the states go, the same way a business fires under-performing employees or closes down under-performing franchises. The "Daily Show" correspondents met with Republican convention delegates from states they were letting go (like Mississippi), while sitting around chuckling with delegates from states that were performing well enough to retain (e.g., Connecticut and California).
It was particularly clever because, if the United States really were run like a business, the states most likely to get the axe are largely those where you're most likely to hear rhetoric about us needing to run America like a business. Mississippi, for example, is the lowest-performing state. It has the lowest GDP per capita and god-awful social stats (high teen pregnancy, low life expectancy, a sickening epidemic of obesity, wretched educational scores, and so on). It is also a huge drain on the national resources -- taking in billions of dollars more in federal services than it contributes to the federal coffers. Mississippi is just the start of the list of states that would be let go if America were run like a business. The majority of states are net drains on the federal coffers, including nearly all the red states. And the red states also, as a group, push down our national GDP per capita, while worsening the vast majority of our social and economic stats. If America were a business, a turn-around artist would come in and dismantle most of "Red America," selling it for scrap to any nation that had some need for those parts, and thereby instantly create a leaner, much more prosperous company.
Now, in Mitt Romney's defense, he's from Massachusetts, which is one of the all-stars of America -- the kind of "employee" you give a big bonus to, so he won't leave, even as you're engaging in mass layoffs. If Massachusetts were one of America, Inc.'s franchises, it would be the one you'd hire a consultant to study closely, in hopes of finding the secrets of its success, so you could emulate what it is doing across the rest of the business. So, if we started treating America as a business, Romney would still find himself a citizen when all was said and done, as we said a not-so-fond farewell to the likes of Mississippi, North Dakota, Alaska, Alabama.... and, frankly, just about all the states with any likelihood of actually voting for Romney. But, of course, the leaner, more profitable America we'd have after getting rid of the deadwood would never hire a guy like Mitt Romney to be its CEO. Just look at the top ten states, in terms of making the biggest net tax contribution per capita to the federal government:
1. New Jersey
2. Connecticut
3. New Hampshire
4. Nevada
5. Illinois
6. Minnesota
7. Colorado
8. Massachusetts
9. California
10. New York
Most of those are also states that pull up our national average in terms of GDP per capita, and various other social and economic indicators. Those are all Obama states. If America were being run like a business, then once the poor performers were unceremoniously shown the door, someone like Obama would be made CEO.
It was particularly clever because, if the United States really were run like a business, the states most likely to get the axe are largely those where you're most likely to hear rhetoric about us needing to run America like a business. Mississippi, for example, is the lowest-performing state. It has the lowest GDP per capita and god-awful social stats (high teen pregnancy, low life expectancy, a sickening epidemic of obesity, wretched educational scores, and so on). It is also a huge drain on the national resources -- taking in billions of dollars more in federal services than it contributes to the federal coffers. Mississippi is just the start of the list of states that would be let go if America were run like a business. The majority of states are net drains on the federal coffers, including nearly all the red states. And the red states also, as a group, push down our national GDP per capita, while worsening the vast majority of our social and economic stats. If America were a business, a turn-around artist would come in and dismantle most of "Red America," selling it for scrap to any nation that had some need for those parts, and thereby instantly create a leaner, much more prosperous company.
Now, in Mitt Romney's defense, he's from Massachusetts, which is one of the all-stars of America -- the kind of "employee" you give a big bonus to, so he won't leave, even as you're engaging in mass layoffs. If Massachusetts were one of America, Inc.'s franchises, it would be the one you'd hire a consultant to study closely, in hopes of finding the secrets of its success, so you could emulate what it is doing across the rest of the business. So, if we started treating America as a business, Romney would still find himself a citizen when all was said and done, as we said a not-so-fond farewell to the likes of Mississippi, North Dakota, Alaska, Alabama.... and, frankly, just about all the states with any likelihood of actually voting for Romney. But, of course, the leaner, more profitable America we'd have after getting rid of the deadwood would never hire a guy like Mitt Romney to be its CEO. Just look at the top ten states, in terms of making the biggest net tax contribution per capita to the federal government:
1. New Jersey
2. Connecticut
3. New Hampshire
4. Nevada
5. Illinois
6. Minnesota
7. Colorado
8. Massachusetts
9. California
10. New York
Most of those are also states that pull up our national average in terms of GDP per capita, and various other social and economic indicators. Those are all Obama states. If America were being run like a business, then once the poor performers were unceremoniously shown the door, someone like Obama would be made CEO.